Ten Things Ospolites Can relate with UBA

Ten things that might comes to an
Ospolite mind when going to the ATM
at UBA.
1. Baba God don’t let there be queue
please let there be few people so as
to collect my money on time.
2. When you get to the bank and you
meet few people you will be like,
where is everybody,Haa God let there
be service on Atm and let it be paying.
3. When you go to the bank and you
don’t have any cash on you and the
ATM stops paying,you be like, if it is
for the whole of today i am not
leaving here till service comes back.
4. When you have less than 1000Naira
in your account,you be like God let
this Atm be dispensing 500Naira.
5. When you have less than 500Naira
in your account you will be like let me
buy credit card.
6. When you think you are wise and
you leave home very early to go and
withdraw only to meet another queue.
7. God if there is queue let me see
someone i know at the front whom i
can give my Atm card to to help me
withdraw.
8. When you go to the bank and you
don’t have a dime in account,you start
praying for miracle as you put in your
card into the ATM.
9. When you go to the ATM not to
withdraw money at night but to look
for partner.(not business partner o)
10. The only time you can withdraw
without stress is during the holiday
that is Chrismas,New year and Easter..
Add yours.